In the bull shit department , a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. Cos I gotta tell ya the truth folks. When it comes to bullshit, big time major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims – RELIGION!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of everyday, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time……………..But he loves you. He loves you…. AND he needs money!
~ George Carlin